CarrotCakeNBalls
Yet ANOTHER post from our very own All Star CockNBalls correspondent Ruyter Suys of NASHVILLE PUSSY – and more recently Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles!! She’s got the eye of a genius…. “From the famous Jewish deli in Hollywood; Canter’s. AND it’s circumcised!”
April 5, 2011 at 11:53 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
SpeedBumpNBalls
Don’t speed through this town or you might get pulled over by Officer Dirty Sanchez!
April 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Strawberries – God’s Cock N Balls
A few years back – some friends of mine told me that the best thing you could ever hear would be the word “strawberry” out of the mouth of a British Chick. I didn’t get what they meant… UNTIL my band went on tour in the UK and I got a few birds to say the word “strawberry” while we were in bed. Well, once I did, and THEY did, I knew what they meant. And very quickly… the tip of my joint looked like this pic… just a little more, uh, milky. God Bless the dirty minds in the 507 for submitting this pic!
March 31, 2011 at 11:21 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
The Taint Of the USA
This is the State Capitol Building of Florida, located in Tallahassee, Fl. Stephen Colbert said that Tallahassee is located in the country’s taint, as it it is located in the gulf coast, the underside of the shlong shaped state. – Thanks Heather…. Does that makes Cuba and Puerto Rico the leaky jizz sacs…??
March 31, 2011 at 11:08 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Don’t Cry Over spilled CockNBalls
Oil and water may not mix but water and pavement makes a perfect mix for CockNBalls
March 16, 2011 at 11:00 am | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
CockNBalls Were Built for Speed
Ever see a buncha dudes in wife beaters ride by on their souped up rice rockets pulling wheelies and revving their engines real high and think – WhatABunchaDicks? So too did the guy who designed this track at the New Jersey Motorsports Park. I wonder what they use for motor oil out there… Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…….
And here’s another shot – this one with the race infield – also known as the “pits” Looks a bit like the berries to me…
March 9, 2011 at 1:27 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
DeRay Davis Stands For The CockNBalls
My homie sent me this video of DeRay Davis yesterday. While waiting for my shitty internet to load the youtube vid I hit pause and was greeted with this gorgeous vision. Its a little pointy. Almost looks like CokkkNBalls… No He diiiin’t… Yes. Yes I did.
March 9, 2011 at 12:37 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Waiter, There’s Some CockNBalls On Your Doormat
From what is obviously the dirtiest diner in NYC. think their new grade is “CnB”? Thanks to schoolteacher Jackie for her good eye on this one.
March 7, 2011 at 10:05 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
It’s Raining CockNBalls
This one comes to us from Aimee in jolly old England. She was just watching the clouds and this dirty pic filled her vision. Though it wasn’t raining when the photo was snapped, it being london we’re sure the CockNBalls started falling from the sky shortly after.
March 7, 2011 at 9:44 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Fruit of the CockNBalls
This gorgeous gal is cleaning up down in Brazil charging people $15 for a still photo and $20 to make a video of her DickFruit. $20 US Dollars – in Brazil – to take a photo a a fruit that looks like a CockNBalls. I can think of a lot of other ways to spend $20 in Brazil involving ThingsThatLookLikeCockNBalls – and this woman wouldn’t be in any of those scenarios. to each their own.
March 4, 2011 at 1:02 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)