This Little CockNBalls Went To School
Usually when we get these submission they are odd items that just happen to look like CockNBalls. A crack in the pavement, or an iron wrought railing. But every now and then its some shit that just shouldn’t have escaped detection. Especially when it’s a sign on a SCHOOL. Like this one from PS 172 at 825 Fourth Avenue in Brooklyn. Like, uh, you’re PAID to shape and PROTECT the minds of our CHILDREN. At least a sign like this will assure the Health Teacher needs to explain where RugRats come from. Big Ups to http://www.lizandlaura.com for sending this one our way.
July 15, 2010 at 1:05 am | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Idolizing the CockNBalls
This gem comes courtesy of Mark in LA – who found us because him and his buddies are obsessed with Adam Sandler and he sometimes sits around and googles shit like “cocknballs” and “shampoo is better” I can’t make this shit up. too funny really, since when Im drunk I do the same thing. Only I google the gibberish bits from Billy Madison.
May 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (1)
Cape Town is CockNBalls Town!
This comes to us from just outside Cape Town, South Africa. Home of the upcoming World Cup of CockNBalls. I expect to see everyone representing while down there.
May 5, 2010 at 12:19 am | Uncategorized | Comments (2)
Anybody Home? Im Coming UP!
From the streets of Gay Paris this was shot by a Good Ole New Yorker – thanks Eryn. She was on a ”business trip.” Now what I’d LOVE to see? A semi-naked chick standing at the window on the business end of this set of CockNBalls. Eryn, wanna tell us what hotel you were at when you saw this out your window? Maybe a fan fellow cockster can check in and stand guard until it happens. Help us out!!! This one TOTES scores extra points for the pubes at the bottom. I guess it’s true – Parisians really don’t shave.
May 4, 2010 at 11:53 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (1)
When Life Gives you Lemons, Make CockNBall Ades!
Orange glad I didn’t spell it AIDS? I’m not eve=n sure this is a lemon, but the headline was too good to pass up. Plus I already posted a pic of this done with an orange – so I have to suspend my disbelief and call it a lemon to maintain my own twisted send of integrity for this site. I think my favorite part of this pic though is the office-sapce looking tie on the rack next to the Rubik’s-cube-meets-abode-snakeskin-font belt hanging in the background. Autoeroticasphyxiate much?
May 4, 2010 at 11:43 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (3)
Chewing on the CockNBalls
This right here is just irresponsible manufacturing. As if dogs don’t already go after the crotch enough. Imagine getting this chew toy for your little pooch – then one day coming out of the shower and he mistakes your junk for his chew toy. OOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Thingsthatlooklikeabigfuckingproblem.com
May 4, 2010 at 11:33 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (2)
Got Wood?
The UK is on FIRE this week? If they showed this much tenacity a couple hundred years ago I’d be counting up all the ad revenue from this site in Pence instead of pennies! This pic was taken by Martin at the Brandon Estate in Kennington, South London. First person to go and carve thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com into this thing and send a nice hi rez pic wins a t shirt of a Unicorn Fucking a Dolphin – autographed by Ginger from the Wildhearts. As well as a signed CD from Tragedy – All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees. I’m dead fucking serious mate. See it right there in the ads on the right hand side of this page. There I go again turning pence into pounds. I’ve got a gift for this shit.
May 4, 2010 at 11:26 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (1)
Brush Your Breath With CockNBalls
This gem cums from Jason in the UK. Which leads me to believe that they really DO brush their teeth over there. Damn you Austin Powers for teaching me all the naughty stereotypes. Except the ones about Commies. I’m sure those are all spot on. Where are the balls here? Fuck if I know, though I AM having a ball making fun of the Brits. Cheeri-o homies.
May 4, 2010 at 11:13 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (1)
Tennessee Tornado Whips Up The CockNBalls
What the fuck good is coming of the shit down south this week? Tornados, flooding in Music City – well not much right? WRONG. This boneheaded weatherman inserted some cock-medic relief into his fore-cast this week. Seriously. A Tennessee Titan indeed.
May 4, 2010 at 11:09 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (1)
I HOPE YOU KEEP YOUR OWN COCKNBALLS TRIMMED SO NEATLY
Y’all got some catching up to do! Ruyter form NASHVILLE PUSSY is putting everyone to shame – with this her 4th submission!!! Come on their BOAT CRUISE AROUND NY HARBOR on April 8th and see if you can’t get a pic of her onstage making a CocknBalls shape out of her tits and guitar neck!!! Best pic wins a free bud tall boy – but you gotta shotgun it!
March 22, 2010 at 10:09 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (1)