Where’s the CockNBalls Syrup??
The second such submission of pancakes that turned out to be CockNBalls. Someone need to just make a mold so everyone can have their CockNBalls – and eat em too. just remember to go heavy on the drizzle!
February 7, 2010 at 5:42 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Fruity CockNBalls
“Your diet is horrible, you need to eat more fruit,” says dad. “Okay dad, I get it, I should eat more fruit,” says I. “Well are you eating enough fruit?” says dad. “Not if all they want to do is play practical jokes,” says I. “Hmm, it seems as if this mandarin rind is in the shape of proverbial cock and balls,” says dad. “Yes, dad, it does,” says I. And lo, so goes the story of fruits that are total dicks. – From Danny Karras
February 7, 2010 at 5:16 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Scandinavian CockNBalls
Ive always known those Northern Europeans were cocky bastards. But they don’t look so tough in pink now, do they… or with their droopy CockNBalls. you better watch1 where you point that thing before the boot of Italy nails you right in your Oslo!
February 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
CockNBalls of Steel
Seems fishy. If the CockNBalls were made of steel then they should be facing straight UPRIGHT – yeah? Unless they’re diggin’ for clams. Yeah that’s the ticket! But then they shgould STILL be pointed up. Cuz whatever that is above the CnBs should be the first post on www.thingsthatlooklikepussylipsandvagholes.com
Did I mention this was taken in a middle school? Wow kids grow up so quick these days!
February 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Stigmata CockNBalls
This one comes from Jonny Corndawg who is sadly sidelined with a throat infection that I may or may not have given to him – not through my CockNBalls but platonically. I swear.
February 4, 2010 at 1:03 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Nuclear CockNBalls
The submitter says it’s a coffee stain. But I’m pretty sure it’s a Sake stain. A Nagasake stain if you will. Which would explain the extra set of balls cumming out of the cock.
January 26, 2010 at 11:10 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
I’ve Got A NOSE for CockNBalls – So Lego My Ego
Like the Spongebob CockNBalls SquarePants of this site. Dirty, Durty, Durrrrty. XXX. If toys could get kids pregnant then this gem would keep Lego’s in business for a LONG time.
January 26, 2010 at 10:56 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
What Kinda Prick Will These CockNBalls Give Ya?
Thanks Jerry. This one was turned in by a Rose of a man. My boy Jerry who maintains the ole CockNBalls Server. He was wandering round the desert all hopped up on Peyote when he came across this gem. I just wanna split it open and suck the juice right out of it. Man if I had a nickel for every time I said THAT!
January 26, 2010 at 10:49 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Do People In Thailand Even HAVE Balls?
If you’re even getting close enough to street food in Thailand to get this shot , then you gotta have some Balls. And even though this site is about ThingsThatLookLikeCockNBalls and there are no balls in this photo, Im gonna let it go. I mean, in a lot of the porno I watch the dudes don’t have balls due to their ‘roid issues, so Im giving this one a pass. Pass the hot sauce.
January 26, 2010 at 10:41 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Kiss It Into the Hole for a CockNBalls Eagle
Natalie Gulbis won some tournament sponsored by LONGS drugs. Gulbis loves licking things that are bulbous. Zing!
January 26, 2010 at 10:30 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)