Better Than Jesus Toast!
Manomanoman. If there wasn’t photographic proof of this cockNBalls – or WoodOnWood – I’d swear I was just drunkenly hallucinating. Please tell me that the yellow and green sticker in the background is beginning to spell out GOFUCKYOURSELF. That would make me wet my own CockNBalls.
March 1, 2010 at 11:41 am | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
CockNBalls From Outer Space
From my man Foley – Happy Valentine’s Day bitch. Here’s some cock n’ balls in space. “Stephan’s Quintet, a compact group of galaxies discovered about 130 years ago and located about 280 million light years from Earth.”
February 14, 2010 at 9:17 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Prickly CockNBalls
It’s only fitting that my biggest prick of a friend sends me this huge prickly CockNBalls. GFY Galus!!!
February 11, 2010 at 12:15 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
This Totally Doens’t Have Any CockNBalls
But since obviously CockNBalls are the source of this “plague” I figured there was some relevence… Damn they be teaching the children well nowadays. Ya think the kids’ cock-eye is from inbreeding?? Nah, must just be man on horse sex.
February 10, 2010 at 2:04 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
No Exactly A Munchin CockNBalls
You just never know what gonna be staring back at you from a donut bag. Gives new meaning to the word Dunkin’ Yeah Yeah!
February 10, 2010 at 1:33 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Where’s the CockNBalls Syrup??
The second such submission of pancakes that turned out to be CockNBalls. Someone need to just make a mold so everyone can have their CockNBalls – and eat em too. just remember to go heavy on the drizzle!
February 7, 2010 at 5:42 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Fruity CockNBalls
“Your diet is horrible, you need to eat more fruit,” says dad. “Okay dad, I get it, I should eat more fruit,” says I. “Well are you eating enough fruit?” says dad. “Not if all they want to do is play practical jokes,” says I. “Hmm, it seems as if this mandarin rind is in the shape of proverbial cock and balls,” says dad. “Yes, dad, it does,” says I. And lo, so goes the story of fruits that are total dicks. – From Danny Karras
February 7, 2010 at 5:16 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Scandinavian CockNBalls
Ive always known those Northern Europeans were cocky bastards. But they don’t look so tough in pink now, do they… or with their droopy CockNBalls. you better watch1 where you point that thing before the boot of Italy nails you right in your Oslo!
February 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
CockNBalls of Steel
Seems fishy. If the CockNBalls were made of steel then they should be facing straight UPRIGHT – yeah? Unless they’re diggin’ for clams. Yeah that’s the ticket! But then they shgould STILL be pointed up. Cuz whatever that is above the CnBs should be the first post on www.thingsthatlooklikepussylipsandvagholes.com
Did I mention this was taken in a middle school? Wow kids grow up so quick these days!
February 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)
Stigmata CockNBalls
This one comes from Jonny Corndawg who is sadly sidelined with a throat infection that I may or may not have given to him – not through my CockNBalls but platonically. I swear.
February 4, 2010 at 1:03 pm | Uncategorized | Comments (0)